FUNNY: Expert in job... :o

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March 10, 2015, 12:14 pm

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FUNNY: Expert in job... :o

Hi folks. I have to share this with you because it was so funny i was laughing my ass out
English is my second language too and i admit i am not always grammatically correct, but many times i find very funny things here on Seoclerks.
This one made me fall of the chair

On WTB section, there was following job:

I'm looking to buy a verified Twitter account with any amount of followers. I just need an account that has a genuine twitter verified badge even if the account has 0 followers. I need this soon, just bid how much you are willing to sell here and we can negotiate.
You can inbox me the username of the account if you can't post it in public. Thanks

amongst few very unrelated offers to the job, this guy was like PRANK with his offer:

yes we expert in this job
Yes we can do this job but we take money only advance in our paypel as u know reason bcz yes we can ready to do this job but you can pay only money advance in our paypel reason is that,we have level1 here so if you pay me here we witharw our money in 8 working days and its too much wait that is why we take money only in paypel and if we fail to sta

OMG... :confused: Expert? Not even know what the job is about :rolleyes: OMG....

Anyway it make my day better after good lough

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Dayton

Dayton

Maybe the seller is using a copy and paste acceptance for every Want to Buy offer, hoping someone will take them up on the deal.
Anyway, the seller should take more time to proof read and edit their comment before posting.

9 years ago

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chetaseo

chetaseo

really funny. well, it is up to them.

9 years ago

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Jackson

Jackson

There's no excuse for that kind of unprofessional behavior. There's no wonder so many are struggling to get jobs if they are acting in that way.

9 years ago

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anwebservices

anwebservices

Reading again, and it make me laughing again LOL

9 years ago

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Kashif4k

Kashif4k

Since I spend some decent amount of time replying to offers here, I find this very common practice. Many sellers think that they can convince the buyer by pasting 2-3 generic lines like these;

Yes, I can do this work
Yes I am ready for this work
Yes Order me now !

I often spend some time carefully understanding the buyer offer and most of the bids that I place are accompanied with mostly 200+ words of explanation specifically indicating how I am going to accomplish this particular task and requesting further details from the buyer if required.

9 years ago

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anwebservices

anwebservices

Yes, I can do this work
Yes I am ready for this work
Yes Order me now !

Yeah, same as i was writing here https://www.seoclerk.com/forum/thr...ir-grrrrr.10090/

9 years ago

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jellyfishonline

jellyfishonline

This is just like a comedy movie.

8 years ago

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AsianBrain

AsianBrain

HAHAHAHA

. LOL
Very funny.

I think he was TOO MUCH EXPERT.

8 years ago

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cognizant

cognizant

I am also an expert but I will only create my seller account on SEOClerks if Jordan sends me his Cpanel user and password. Because I am an expert, so I need to make it sure.

ROFL

What the hell was this so-called expert thinking? Did SEOClerks ban him? Sellers like these should be banned immediately.:mad::mad::mad::mad:

8 years ago

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kash2u

kash2u

He is not an expert. He joined SEOClerks for time pass. SEOClerks team should give them another different type level rating. Like Z1, Z2, Z3 etc. hahaha I am just jocking.. :-)

8 years ago

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anwebservices

anwebservices

Well i posted only one, but i see many of them like this guy

8 years ago

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dedicatedclerk

dedicatedclerk

LOL hahaha some users here are really very funny, even there high level experts.
i dont know why is this thread closed but check this

https://www.seoclerks.com/forum/th...3640/#post-90654

8 years ago

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Corzhens

Corzhens

That’s a funny one considering that the offer looked intelligible to me. But anyway, it is one proof that not everyone in the internet can be trusted. As they say, if you are on the level then don’t assume that everyone is on the level. Pardon me but I really don’t get the drift when a post would be in that carabao English of sorts. And if I was the one being given that offer, I would ignore it for sure.

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