An article written about a scene that is released for a dark comedy

In the next 3 hours, I am looking for someone to write to me an article according to those conditions :
Project title: An article written about a scene that is released for a dark comedy
Category: Arts and Entertainment
Keyword: comedy
Word count: 1,000

Writing style: Friendly tone

Article purpose: The purpose of the article is to encourage people to watch the new scene that is being released for our independent TV dark comedy series. We would like a dynamic piece with an analyses of the characters and the plot, getting people to really be involved in the piece. We don't want it to sound too "persuasive" though. Just a solid piece about the scene. Especially observations on the main character. We'd like to hire someone from an established blog or magazine for promotional purposes so we can post this from a source if possible. Thank you
Special instructions: The scene will be released this week. We're still working on sound and colorization - we need to be in contact to link you to the draft scene.

Requirements

1000 words = 4 dollars ===> 3 hours

Skills Required

Writing