Hi there Good Lookin', I enjoy writing. I always have. Not only that, but I am good (read: fantastic) at it, or so I have been told. I have recently acquired an interest in selling my services as a writer, and I figured that would be a great place to start, so here I am. As the states, I will write you a collection of letters and syllables that, when put together with my magic, form a perfectly concocted mixture of no more than 500 words and nothing less than something wonderful! Now, there are a few rules; Do not make me write something to pleasure the perverted mind, yours or otherwise. Do not ask me to write you something that is hateful toward anyone or anything... Other than spiders, maybe. I am not a Poet, nor do I aspire to be one, so don't ask. That's enough rules, I think. For now... Also, as you can probably see, I favor a humorous and conversational tone for writing, but I can also maintain a perfectly serious one if the need be. That's all that comes to mind right now. If you ask me to do something that I won't do, I'll be sure to let you know before you spend money! This offer will likely not be around long, so hurry!
